My Teleprompter is Deadly

This is really, really goddamned funny.

[wik] Iowahawk's list of suggested Kerry campaign slogans is also a bit of a hoot. I liked these:

Projecting American Strength Through Intricately Complex Nuance

Those Atrocity Stories? Dude, I Was Just Shitting You

Fear Not, America, I Have Deigned to Lead You

The Next Time America is Attacked, I Promise To Open Up a Carafe of Whupass

Posted by Buckethead Buckethead on   |   § 2

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Only if you're imitating Kerry. Of course, there can be many levels of complexity. A basic level of complexity may be superseded by a more intricate level of complexity. For example, the difference between international relations... *smack*

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