perfidy

Minister Geeklethal has helpfully reminded me that the "legitimate press" has been having a field day with Kerry's Nixonian assertion last Sunday to George "Chunk" Stephanapolous that he has a plan-- a secret plan, a plan so cunning you could brush your teeth with it-- to end the war and bring the troops home. Naturally, however, he can't speak of this plan until after the election and he is safely in office. If history is any judge, the plan will probably involve the massive firebombing of the Tigris river valley followed by hamfisted counterinsurgency campaigns that will be mistaken by some units as license to level towns, accompanied at home by the savage repression of student dissent and the employment of the FBI and a secret White House office in the strategic blackmailing of key political opponents.

We at the Ministry were, through bribery, cunning and strategic legbreakery, able to confirm identity of the high-level Kerry advisor who has put together this grand strategy to be executed after the candidate takes office. Picture below the cut.

Thanks to Norbizness (and Google Image Search) for the image, and for Minister Buckethead for the title of this post.