perfidy

As a stopgap before I resume regular posting, peep this item, found via Norbizness. Gov. Jeb ("X") Bush has assured Florida voters that Diebold, maker of Florida's new paperless touchscreen voting machines, is a wonderful corporation fully deserving of Florida voters' complete and utter trust. Funny thing, the Florida Republican party recently sent out a huge mailing to its list arguing the following: "the new electronic voting machines do not have a paper ballot to verify your vote in case of a recount. . . . Make sure your vote counts. Order your absentee ballot today."

Yes, Governer X. It's safe. Safe as houses. So safe, in fact, you should insist that your supporters only use Diebold's Lean Mean Knock Out The Chads Voting Machine when casting their votes for you and the big brother who used to score you your blow. Accept no substitutes.

My name is Johno, and I approved this message.