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This was originally posted by Buckethead back in March, and I thought I'd toss it on the front page again. We need your entries like zombies need fresh brains. To live. Original post follows.... nnnnnnnnnow: 

Design your own constitutional amendment, and win the undying admiration of the ruling troika of this webpage. The entry picked as winner will recieve good karma in vast quantities, and a Chinese fortune cookie (only half eaten, fortune still included.) The rules: 

1. It can't be an amendment that is already in the Constitution.
2. Your amendment cannot change the laws of physics.
3. Try to solve a real problem with your amendment, and not guarantee plentiful dogfood for every canine in America, or annex Norway or something.
4. Write your amendment like you thought it might actually go in the Constitution with all the other clearly and beautifully written amendments. 

After entries are received, we will post interesting ones, and declare a winner. Tell your friends! Send your submissions to johnnytwocents at yahoo dot com or bookethead at yahoo dot com. Either one. Excelsior!