perfidy

OK, this topic has been kicking around my head for a bit now. NDR and I talked about it a couple weeks ago, and considering recent blog-age at the Ministry today seems the time to post.

Unable to balance an original or imaginative format against my desire to get this up before lunch, I'll just steal...ummmmm...pay homage... to that redneck joke guy. Thus:

You know you're a nerd if:

-You see real animals and wonder about their hit dice
-You know that d100 and percentile dice are the same thing
-You are unsure of your own alignment
-You are absolutely certain of your own alignment
-You know where in your home there is a multi-sided die
-You keep that die out of nostalgia, with your old character sheets and sketches
-You wish you were half-orc
-You read your old Monster Manuals for a little light reading before bed
-TSR, GDW, and WoTC are not random letters but a way of life
-CNN and the military call it "night vision", but you know it's really infravision
-You own a sword
-Any of the above apply to you but you think you're actually pretty cool