perfidy

OK, first of all, the guy who made the bit of fuss over Richard Simmons being in the room was out of line. If it had been me, I might have noticed him, might not have, might have cared less, but probably not. As things stand, the guy is filing charges now, misdemeanor assault I believe.

But.

If Richard Simmons ever slapped me, I don't know if I'd fall on the floor laughing or give him the most thorough beat-down of his (admittedly youthful) 55 years. And I'm no brawler; I'm actually a big fat candy-ass. But you just can't let a sissy slap you in the mouth and let it go. Period.

Would he at least approve of me working up a sweat by kicking his ass?