Sound Familiar?

By way of Interested Participant, it comes to our ears that we have another Kennedy Family/dead woman/car in the water thingy going. Hope Sheridan, is the former mother-in-law of Michael Skakel, a cousin of Robert F. Kennedy Jr. Skakel, you will recall, is doing a long stretch for the murder of Martha Moxley.

Divers found Sheridan's car Monday afternoon after a sheriff's helicopter noted two faint parallel marks at the end of a retention pond.

The car was submerged in about 15 feet of water 75 feet from shore. Sheridan's body was found on the passenger side, Detective Keith Harmon said. He said there were no skid marks on the grassy area going into the water.

As the Interested Participant noted:

I personally have found my driving expertise is seriously impacted when I sit in the passenger seat. There's probably $ome way to convince the authoritie$ that Hope $heridan accidentally drove 75 feet into the ocean while $eated in the pa$$enger seat.

Police do not suspect foul play, and are considering this an accidental death.

It's just dangerous to be related to, to date, or now even be related to someone who marries a Kennedy. American Royalty, my lily white ass. From bootleggers to Nazi sympathizers to mob bought elections to fat drunken senators to date raping scions to pilot error; this family is a vomit stain on our national necktie.

Posted by Buckethead Buckethead on   |   § 6

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2

Its like that in the original I-P post. I believe that he is making a snide reference to the fact that Kennedy money probably had something to do with the conclusion that it was an accidental death.

3

Oh, I get it. I'm so used to seeing variations of "Bu$H" with a variation of "AmeriKKKa" the obvious reference to Kennedy dough was lost on me.

In general, I think we can lump people who use a dollar sign instead of a letter "s" are the giant puppet-head wearers of written political discourse.

4

We should make up giant puppet-heads of Al Franken, Tim Robbins, Madonna, etc, and wear those around at protests.

6

And we could sing the conservative folk songs that Robbins wrote for his movie Bob Roberts. Like "Complain":

Some people must have.
Some people have not.
But they’ll complain and complain and complain and complain and complain.

Some people will work.
Some simply will not.
But they’ll complain and complain and complain and complain and complain.

Like this: It’s society’s fault I don’t have a job.
It’s society’s fault I am a slob.
I have potential no one can see.
Give me welfare. Let me be me!

Hey, Bud, you’re livin’ in the Land of the Free.
No one’s gonna hand you opportunity!

Some people must have.
Some never will.
But they’ll complain and complain and complain and complain and complain.

I don’t have a house. I don’t have a car.
I spend all my money getting’ drunk in a bar.
I wanna be rich. I don’t have a brain.
Just give me a handout while I complain.

Or this: I wanna stay in bed and watch TV.
Go out weekends in a limousine
And dance all night takin’ lots of drugs
And wake up when I wanna.

Hey, Bud, you’re livin’ in the Land of the Free.
No one’s gonna hand you opportunity!

Some people will learn.
Some never do.
But they’ll complain and complain and complain and complain and complain.
Yeah, they’ll complain and complain and complain and complain and complain.

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