EDDIE CLONTZ ALIVE; LIVING IN KALAMAZOO, MI

Actually, that is sadly untrue. Weekly World News founder and editor Eddie Clontz died recently, and the world is a less entertaining place for it.

Somewhere, the BatBoy is crying his giant, preternaturally sensive eyes out, the King has bowed his pomaded head in mourning, and Ed Anger is blaming it all on the Jews, the environmentalists, and the queers who are kidnapping our pets.

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