On the perversity of Western Pennsylvanians
Remember that Chi-Chi's in Western Pennsylvania that gave all those folks Hepatitis-A a while back, and killed three of 'em? Well, it's open for business once again. With "larger than expected crowds."
Wha?
Tell 'em, Freda!
"'There cannot be a safer place to eat right now. I'm sure you could drag your tongue across the floor, it's so clean,' said Freda Gennaro, a 59-year-old medical sales representative as she sipped on a berry margarita with her husband Lou, 66."
Human beings are the only animals who would return to the location of a food source known to be lethal, and then rationalize about it. Idiots. I'm not a betting man, but if I was I'd wager that Western Pennsylvania's gene pool is going to get a leetle more hepatitisey in the weeks to come.
[wik] On second thought, I've changed my mind. Live dangerously if you want to. Prove Darwin right. But for the love of God, don't order the human poo burrito.
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My dog Bodhi would return,
My dog Bodhi would return, even before the health inspectors arrived. He is not constitutionally to weigh the risk of future hepatitis against the immediate pleasure of licking the floor, eating cat poo burritos, or drinking from the toilet.
People are stupid, to be sure. But we ain't got a monopoly on it.
One difference is that Bodhi,
One difference is that Bodhi, dumb as he may be, can digest poo. Sure we ain't got a monopoly on stupid, but we sure are cornering the market.
Don't all items at Chi Chi's
Don't all items at Chi Chi's contain poo? My taste buds say: yes.