perfidy

The Beeb reports that Canada - you know, the kindler, gentler, greener and morally superior nation to our north - is condemning to death hundreds of thousands of defenseless seals. The government defended the move as more humane - they're gonna shoot the little bastards instead of the traditional club to the head. It appears that crass economic motives are the motivation for this return to senseless animal cruelty, as commercial fish stocks were vanishing, and the cull was important for the local economy during a traditionally slow economic time of the year.

Me, I think them seals is commies.

How can you not club a face like that?

For more info on the mechanics of seal slaughtering, go see the Nuke Baby Seals for Jesus site.