Avast!

Yarrr, it be National Talk Like A Pirate Day, and be warned, ye lubbers, that me pirate name be Mad John Flint. What be ye's. . . ye,

ye's'er. . .

uh. . . yours . .

er. . .

Fuck it. Check out the funny quiz, you, um. . . scurvy dogs, you . . . something.

Arr.

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My personalized pirate name is :

Black John Read

"Like anyone confronted with the harshness of robbery on the high seas, you can be pessimistic at times. Even through many pirates have a reputation for not being the brightest souls on earth, you defy the sterotypes. You've got taste and education. Arr!"

I love some of the quiz questions and answers:

Do others fear your mad business skills?
Yes, but only the people I'm trying to help.

How do you feel about a little bit of the old ultraviolence?
I prefer to solve my problems through non-physical means, like bribery and cunning.

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