Avast!
Yarrr, it be National Talk Like A Pirate Day, and be warned, ye lubbers, that me pirate name be Mad John Flint. What be ye's. . . ye,
ye's'er. . .
uh. . . yours . .
er. . .
Fuck it. Check out the funny quiz, you, um. . . scurvy dogs, you . . . something.
Arr.
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My personalized pirate name
My personalized pirate name is :
Black John Read
"Like anyone confronted with the harshness of robbery on the high seas, you can be pessimistic at times. Even through many pirates have a reputation for not being the brightest souls on earth, you defy the sterotypes. You've got taste and education. Arr!"
I love some of the quiz questions and answers:
Do others fear your mad business skills?
Yes, but only the people I'm trying to help.
How do you feel about a little bit of the old ultraviolence?
I prefer to solve my problems through non-physical means, like bribery and cunning.