Ass Kickery

Sometime ago, my comrade in arms bought a tshirt for my son John Christian. Now, at long last, you can see the boy and his shirt in all their glory.

Gangsta Boy

Note the gangsta style hand positions, and the look of glee as he prepares for battle. And only eight and a half months old - just think what he'll be like when he's two.

Little John will have much to thank Uncle Minister Johno for by the time he grows up. These pictures probably won't be any of them. More great pictures below the fold, including one that I will be sure to show to his every future girlfriend.

Sir John the-I'm-to-drunk-to-realize-what-I've-got-myself-into:

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I've got a cunning plan. A plan so cunning, you could brush your teeth with it:

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Jesus Horatio Christ is that kid cute. Are you sure he's yours?

/ducks

I can definitely see the family resemblance there. He's got your eyes and his mom's nose. If family traits are any gauge, he's going to be six feet tall with the strength and agility of Bruce Lee, and the mind of PJ O'Rourke, if not Rousseau.

It's good that he is already copping an attitude. A spineless child in your hands would be toast. Can't wait to meet the little tyke in February.

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