A Confederacy of Dunces

Politics, policy, and assorted fuckwittery.

Cheney kicks ass

I know that many people seem to dislike our Vice President. Me, I kind of dig on his crusty manner. For example, he recently dissed Kerry's ideas for a more sensitive war on terror:

"America has been in too many wars for any of our wishes, but not a one of them was won by being sensitive," Cheney said.

"Those that threaten us and kill innocents around the world do not need to be treated more sensitively, they need to be destroyed."

I give that idea two thumbs up. Especially in light of the fact that Europe's enlightened and sensitive, dare I say... nuanced foriegn policy got them exactly bupkis in their negotiations with nuclear wannabe Iran. Actually, less than bubkis (double plus unbupkis?) given that the Iranians started making demands.

Naturally, the Kerry camp said that the Republicans had sunk to a new low, negative, blah blah blah. And, the best part: Kerry spokesman David Wade contrasted the vice president's lack of military service in the 1960s with Kerry's record as a decorated Vietnam veteran. Three purple hearts! Three! Threeeeee!

STFU.

Cheney went on to say:

"He [Kerry] has even said that by using our strength, we are creating terrorists and placing ourselves in greater danger. But that is a fundamental misunderstanding of the way the world we are living in works. Terrorist attacks are not caused by use of strength; they are invited by the perception of weakness."

Posted by Buckethead Buckethead on   |   § 6

Kerry, and polls

One thing that did briefly flicker in the corner of my awareness recently was the fact that John Kerry received none of the expected bounce in the polls following the recent convention. It is a normal for a candidate to jump a buit in the polls after several days of the intensive and generally favorable coverage attending the nominating convention. Kerry didn't get this, and received the lowest post convention bounce of any candidate since McGovern back in '72. Why is this, I wondered? When I've talked to my liberal friends, they are unifrormly lacking in enthusiasm for Kerry. While they are unified in their dislike for Bush, they have no passion for putting Kerry in the oval office.

Kerry on display for the nation apparently aroused no passion in the electorate, either. I saw very little of the convention, but all three times that I glimpsed it, I saw Kerry talking about his service in Vietnam. While military service is certainly not a bad thing, it is far from the only thing. The recent "This Land is My Land" parody from Jib Jab highlighted this perfectly, and could have stood for the entirety of the democratic convention - "I won three purple hearts, and Bush is a jingoistic moron."

Charles Krauthammer cuts right to the chase, dismissing the stylistic and "the people have already made up their minds" defenses out of hand:

Hardly. The explanation that respects the intelligence of the American people is that Kerry had nothing to say. Well, one thing: Vietnam. His entire speech, the entire convention, was a celebration of his military service. The salute. The band of brothers. The Swift boat metaphors. The attribution of everything -- from religious values to foreign policy wisdom -- to Kerry's five-month stint in Vietnam 35 years ago.

This jibes well with what I've observed. Later, Krauthammer observes,

The convention gave no bounce because it consisted of but two elements: Vietnam, plus attacks on the president. The press swallowed the claim that the convention, following a directive from on high, was not negative. In fact, that meant simply that Al Gore was not to repeat his charges that the Bush administration is allied with "digital brownshirts" and running a "gulag." And that Bush was not to be attacked by name.

But the themes were transparently negative: We are not the party that misleads you into war. We are not the party that trashes the Constitution. We are not the party that acts unilaterally. And my favorite, because of its Escher-like yogiism: We are not the party that divides the country -- as opposed to those lying, Constitution-trashing, unilateralist Republican cowboys.

For the last half decade at least, and really since about '92, the Democrats have not really stood for anything at all. They are the party of negation, the party of denial. What those nasty Republicans want, well, we're agin it! Social Security is collapsing - but no suggestions from the left for how to fix it, just rote opposition to any Republican plan. The war on terror - against the patriot act, the war in Iraq, and most other measures the administration has taken. Not that these choices are beyond debate, to be sure, but the Democratic party has nothing to say except that the choices were ill-considered, in poor judgment, damaging to America and its interests, likely unconstitutional if not outright immoral and by the way, Bush is a liar. But no alternatives except for vague platitudes about involving the international community and more funding for local fire departments.

Given the hatred for Bush in a significant part of the left, distaste for Bush in the remainder, and doubts in the middle; and the deeply troubling events in Iraq - Kerry should be riding high. Even Dukakis, who eventually went down to a humiliating defeat, was leading in the polls early on. Kerry has never had a lead significantly beyond the statistical margin of error in most of the polls over the last six months. The Bush administration has been facing some of the most difficult domestic and foreign policy challenges of the last fifty years, with moderate success. I think the polls show that Bush has already taken about as much political damage from the recent unpleasantness in Iraq as he's ever going to - and Kerry doesn't have much room to move except down.

Posted by Buckethead Buckethead on   |   § 5

A plan so cunning, you could brush your teeth with it

Minister Geeklethal has helpfully reminded me that the "legitimate press" has been having a field day with Kerry's Nixonian assertion last Sunday to George "Chunk" Stephanapolous that he has a plan-- a secret plan, a plan so cunning you could brush your teeth with it-- to end the war and bring the troops home. Naturally, however, he can't speak of this plan until after the election and he is safely in office. If history is any judge, the plan will probably involve the massive firebombing of the Tigris river valley followed by hamfisted counterinsurgency campaigns that will be mistaken by some units as license to level towns, accompanied at home by the savage repression of student dissent and the employment of the FBI and a secret White House office in the strategic blackmailing of key political opponents.

We at the Ministry were, through bribery, cunning and strategic legbreakery, able to confirm identity of the high-level Kerry advisor who has put together this grand strategy to be executed after the candidate takes office. Picture below the cut.

Baldrick

Thanks to Norbizness (and Google Image Search) for the image, and for Minister Buckethead for the title of this post.

Posted by Johno Johno on   |   § 1

Safety

When he's right, he's right*. Christopher Hichens on "safety" in the name of Islamic terrorism:

Meanwhile, the administration is giving a gigantic hostage to fortune in claiming that its policies at home and abroad are "making America safer." It will take only one atrocity to make that boast seem worse than hollow, and this in turn will tempt many liberals and Democrats into demagogy. ("They couldn't make you safer, but I can. … It's time to bring our boys home.") It's difficult to imagine a state of greater vulnerability, both physically and morally, and both at home and overseas. We can bring "our" boys home, but "their" soldiers are already here, and in place, and training, and waiting. There will be further outrages and slaughters, all across this country and Europe, as there already are in the countries of Islamic civilization, and the crucial thing will be how we respond, not how we "predict" what is already certain or rehearse our whinings and complaints for when the blow falls.

[wik] Of course, when he's wrong he's a shallow, pretentious, dishonest, name-dropping gin-drunken fat old hack with a mean streak he routinely mistakes for charming contrariness.

[alsø wik] In a refreshing turnabout from the usual platitudinous pap proffered to the populace, people in pursuit of a bit of bracing honesty can take heart from the President's remarks of yesterday: "Our enemies are innovative and resourceful, and so are we. They never stop thinking about new ways to harm our country and our people, and neither do we."

Mmmm.... honesty tastes like bile in my mouth... or is that just fear?

[alsø alsø wik] As usual, I have a song lyric to suit every occasion, in this case a very on-point lyric about how scary brown people are in their own country, and how nice it is to have a gate at the top of the road.

The Clash / Safe European Home

Well, i just got back an' i wish i never leave now
Who dat martian arrival at the airport?
How many local dollars for a local anaesthetic?
The johnny on the corner was a very sympathetic

I went to the place where every white face is an
Invitation to robbery
An' sitting here in my safe european home
I don't wanna go back there again

Wasn't i lucky n' wouldn't it be loverly?
Send us all cards, an' have a laying in on a sunday
I was there for two weeks, so how come i never tell
That natty dread drinks at the sheraton hotel?

Now they got the sun, an' they got the palm trees
They got the weed, an' they got the taxis
Whoa, the harder they come, n' the home of ol' bluebeat
Yes i'd stay an' be a tourist but i can't take the gunplay

Posted by Johno Johno on   |   § 2

OHOWIHATE OHIOSTATE

John Kerry needs help.

To get his Ohio rallies up and rolling, Kerry used a set of jokes to open his events. In Bowling Green, his shtick went something like this:

"If you elect me and my running mate, John Edwards, we are going to give you the courageous leadership you need. We'll take the tough positions, the courageous positions, the tough stands. But there's one tough position I will not take: I am not going to choose between the Falcons and the Rockets" -- this is a local reference to the well-known rivalry between Bowling Green University and the University of Toledo.

"I will say this," he added. "There is nothing better than Buckeye football, period!"

Kerry used this set piece several times in Ohio, to great effect, never mind the waffling with the generality of "Buckeye" football. Was he talking Ohio State University specifically? Or just football in the state in general? Only Kerry knows.

But then Kerry dug a huge hole for himself. On Sunday and into Monday, Kerry hit Michigan, where he attempted to use the same Ohio jokes. Clearly, the sports humor has to be taken out of his hands before he really embarrasses himself.

"I just came here from Bowling Green," Kerry told the crowd to subdued applause. "I was smart enough not to pick a choice between the Falcons and the, well, you know, all those other teams out there. I just go for Buckeye football, that's where I'm coming from."

At that point, before all the boos began raining down upon him, Kerry seemed to realize his error. In an attempt to silent the angry crowd of University of Michigan supporters, Kerry said, "But that was while I was in Ohio. I know I'm in the state of Michigan and you got a great big M and a powerhouse of a team." Then his face, presumably, the Botox permitting, turned Big Blue.

Wow. Just wow. Homework, John. Do your homework. And please, please, please make sure you don't give the "hook 'em horns!" when you roll through College Station, Texas. Or, if you wish, by all means do! And follow it up with a good old cry of "Roll, Tide" at a campaign stop in Auburn! And, don'tcha know, potential voters in Philadelphia just love the New York Jets, ya dumbass.

Posted by Johno Johno on   |   § 8

Laugh or cry, it's still a joke

Ken Layne:

After getting through the insane security at CitiBank Headquarters -- caused by four-year-old Evidence of Terror Plans released Sunday to scare the bejesus out of you -- you get to say "Hi" to Laura Bush in the lobby! That's neat.

It's neat when schedules work out that way.

Oh, and the Immediate Alert Scary-Ville terror info? Now they're saying it actually refers to an attack planned for Sept. 2. You know, the last day of the Republican Convention in New York, when Bush gives his big speech?

[snip]

If you launch a Big Scare on Sunday -- when the big political news for the coming week is the just-finished Democratic convention -- and don't tell us the info you're holding is four years old and that it doesn't refer to any immediate attacks, and then the newspapers come out with that information, and then you change your story and say that the Attack Plans actually refer to Sept. 2 in New York, when the incumbent president will give his big campaign speech, you do not sound like a person would ever treat the Dept. of Homeland Security as anything but a campaign office.

So am I to understand that NYC will be under lockdown for the next month, and the whole world watches as the Terrorized City awaits that Sept. 2 deadline with terrible fear, and we get there without an attack (I hope), and a grateful nation watches the Bush speech, and then the barricades & body armor go away with the GOP convention? Is that the schedule?

Although this is a resoundingly cynical way to look at matters, it's also a fair question. As Michael Totten notes in his link to Layne,

I'm not about to romp off to moonbat land, but this doesn't exactly inspire confidence. Who is the bright bulb behind this stunt, anyway?

Do I think the Bush Administration made up a bogus terror alert to get a jump start on the convention? No. Keep your Kool Aid. But they sure are trying to score points off it, aren't they? Say hello to Laura Bush in the target building's lobby. Please.

Kerry got no bounce - no bounce - from his own convention. If I were advising either Kerry or Bush I'd tell both of them to be quiet and stay away from the cameras. Quit bugging the bejeezus out of everybody. People aren't voting for in this election, they're voting against.

Precisely. Come November, I see two choices for myself: to vote for Kerry, or against Bush. These are not congruent conclusions, and whether I decide to vote for Kerry or to throw my vote away writing in "Turd Ferguson" or "Kodos" hinges in part on how often the Kerry campaign and the Bush goverment succeed in not causing me go fetal every time they make a move.

As for the lack of a convention bounce, I think that is less the result of an unsuccessful convention than an indication of just how many people have made up their minds already. Thank goodness I live in Massachusetts (where John Kerry could literally eat a live baby outside Faneuil Hall and still carry the state) rather than Ohio, where my parent's can't turn on a television or radio without enduring some excruciating pitch for Bush or Kerry. This is going to be an ugly one, and close.

Posted by Johno Johno on   |   § 5

Your honor, we think he may soon be breaking a law!

Orin Kerr of the Volokh Conspiracy (recently back from a long hiatus while he clerked in Federal Court) discusses the new hotness in Fourth Amendment jurisprudence: anticipatory warrants.

In a nutshell, if the police think you might have broken the law in the past, and may soon break it again, the 9th Circuit Court has decided that they may get a search warrant that they may exercise only after they think a crime has occurred. As Kerr notes,

the whole point of a warrant requirement is to have a neutral magistrate decide when probable cause exists. The decision to authorize the search is up to the judge, not the police officer. The addition of a condition precedent delegates that decisionmaking authority to the law enforcement officer, at least in part. Because the officer decides when the triggering event has occurred, the probable cause determination is no longer made entirely by the neutral magistrate.

Speaking as a layperson, that sounds right to me. The police and judiciary are two separate things, or so the opening credits to "Law & Order" tell me, and the lines between them are there for very good reasons. Correct me if I'm wrong, but if the authority to decide when probable cause exists resides even partly with the police, then the police are the final arbiters of order and law, and the courts risk becoming a rump, weakened in their ability to constrain police power. Eww.

Posted by Johno Johno on   |   § 3

Catching a later clue-train

Various news sources are reporting today that President Bush is planning to accept two of the main recommendations made by the 9/11 Commission, namely the creation of a national head of intelligence and the establishment of a counterterrorism center to track specifically terrorist threats.

Great ideas! Several years too late, but great ideas. As a small-government liberal walking oxymoron, I tend to distrust the creation of cabinet-level positions (can we axe HUD, Labor, and Homeland Security tomorrow?), since the immediate problems they are meant to cope usually subside within a couple decades leaving the attendant bureaucracy hanging around like a very expensive third nipple. The Department of Labor, for example, was probably years too late in coming when it was established in 1913, since widespread labor unrest, internal labor-force migration issues, and worker-safety problems were decades-old bugbears at that time. But nearly a hundred years later, with its major work done, couldn't the office be retired and its important continuing operations (such as labor standards and worker safety or government contract administration) be folded into Interior or HHS?

By this same token, although the creation of a cabinet-level internal intelligence position made sense in the dark days of 2001, it is ultimately a bureaucrat's solution to the problem. Who but a bureaucrat could decide that the best way to cut down on bureacratic inefficency is to create a whole new, bigger org chart? Nothing against Tom Ridge, who has done as good a job as anyone probably could in a terribly difficult job, but everything the public sees about the Department of Homeland Security from the very name of the thing down to the street-level antics of the TSA and the constant gestures toward total surveillance is, so far, a crass and unfunny joke.

In my humble and fully-informed-by-hindsight opinion, what's being done now should have been done in the first place, leaving faintly ridiculous discussions of "Homeland" out of it. (side note: homeland. My "homeland," technically speaking, of NE Ohio, is already perfectly well defended by the tens of thousands of private gun owners. My "homeland" of Massachusetts is equally so. We're not all peace-loving Kucinich voters here.)

Of course, this brings up a question. Last night I saw on the news that the President doesn't want to make the "Intelligence Tsar" a cabinet post, because the office will need to remain independent from White House influence. Great idea, and good on W for taking that step. However, being the good tinfoil hatter I am, I would also like to see some concrete and simply worded language blocking this new office from becoming an American NKVD. (n.b. I didn't say Gestapo on purpose.) Many Americans distrust government authority when it shows up on their Main Street, and the last thing we need is another reason to keep that up.

Posted by Johno Johno on   |   § 4

Tom Ridge feat. DJ Orange Alert

Tom Ridge shows us how high Orange actually is on the deep-shit-o-meter. Given that all I've seen from Homeland Security so far is a) flailing 2) absurd and incompetent behavior from gubmint-hired security goons, iii) expensive turf warz between warring bureaucrats, and IV) the arrest of Cheech Marin for threatening a nation of millions with a hollow glass objet d'art, I guess I've gone a little funny in the head. When I look at this photo, I see a man inspired to bust a wack rhyme.

image
911 is a joke we don't want 'em
I call a cab 'cause a cab will come quicker
The doctors huddle up and call a flea flicker
The reason that I say that 'cause they
Flick you off like fleas
They be laughin' at ya while you're crawlin' on your knees
And to the strength so go the length
Thinkin' you are first when you really are tenth
You better wake up and smell the real flavor
Cause 911 is a fake life saver

So get up, get, get get down
911 is a joke in yo town
Get up, get, get, get down
Late 911 wears the late crown

[wik-wik-wack] Patton reminds me that it was Tommy Chong who got busted for glassblowing, not erstwhile partner Cheech Marin. Must be the Robitussin talking.

Posted by Johno Johno on   |   § 2

Perfectly Safe

As a stopgap before I resume regular posting, peep this item, found via Norbizness. Gov. Jeb ("X") Bush has assured Florida voters that Diebold, maker of Florida's new paperless touchscreen voting machines, is a wonderful corporation fully deserving of Florida voters' complete and utter trust. Funny thing, the Florida Republican party recently sent out a huge mailing to its list arguing the following: "the new electronic voting machines do not have a paper ballot to verify your vote in case of a recount. . . . Make sure your vote counts. Order your absentee ballot today."

Yes, Governer X. It's safe. Safe as houses. So safe, in fact, you should insist that your supporters only use Diebold's Lean Mean Knock Out The Chads Voting Machine when casting their votes for you and the big brother who used to score you your blow. Accept no substitutes.

My name is Johno, and I approved this message.

Posted by Johno Johno on   |   § 1

More on the Senate Report

This was too big to fit in a comment, and is maybe deserving of its own post. Consider this a continuation:

I think Blixa wrote early on that maybe both sides are correct, more or less.

Let me try and find some middle ground here. Each side accuses the other of lying. Rights say Wilson is a liar. Lefts say Bush lied in the State of the Union.

If we start by assuming that both men were acting on the information they had, there's a pretty reasonable construction of events available to us. If we put it in context, I think the problem sort of goes away.

First have a look at Ari's July 7 press gaggle: http://www.whitehouse.gov/news/releases/2003/07/20030707-5.html.

He specifically says this:

MR. FLEISCHER: I'm sorry, I see what David is asking. Let me back up on that and explain the President's statement again, or the answer to it.

The President's statement was based on the predicate of the yellow cake from Niger. The President made a broad statement. So given the fact that the report on the yellow cake did not turn out to be accurate, that is reflective of the President's broader statement, David. So, yes, the President' broader statement was based and predicated on the yellow cake from Niger.

Q So it was wrong?

MR. FLEISCHER: That's what we've acknowledged with the information on --

Q The President's statement at the State of the Union was incorrect?

MR. FLEISCHER: Because it was based on the yellow cake from Niger.

Q Well, wait a minute, but the explanation we've gotten before was it was based on Niger and the other African nations that have been named in the national intelligence --

MR. FLEISCHER: But, again, the information on -- the President did not have that information prior to his giving the State of the Union.

Q Which gets to the crux of what Ambassador Wilson is now alleging -- that he provided this information to the State Department and the CIA 11 months before the State of the Union and he is amazed that it, nonetheless, made it into the State of the Union address. He believes that that information was deliberately ignored by the White House. Your response to that?

MR. FLEISCHER: And that's way, again, he's making the statement that -- he is saying that surely the Vice President must have known, or the White House must have known. And that's not the case, prior to the State of the Union.

Q He's saying that surely people at the decision-making level within the NSC would have known the information which he -- passed on to both the State Department and the CIA.

MR. FLEISCHER: And the information about the yellow cake and Niger was not specifically known prior to the State of the Union by the White House.

Bush was told by his intelligence guys that there was a deal between Niger and Iraq to buy uranium. Tenet tells him it's true. Based on this pretty scary fact the white house decides it rises to a level where it can be included in the State of the Union. They include it.

Did Bush deliberately lie here? No. And, given that his statement is likely correct (sought uranium from africa) from a factual standpoint, does it in retrospect represent a lie? Nope.

Bush does have two problems, though. First, there was a breakdown in the vetting process. At the point of the state of the union, it was known that the deal didn't happen, and the documents were forged (this doesn't mean that Iraq didn't seek uranium -- only that the deal hadn't happened).

We can't seem to see Ari Fleischer's July 9 press briefing on the White House site. It's been removed. But we can still see it elsewhere:

http://www.usembassy-israel.org.il/publish/press/2003/july/071002.html

In it, Ari says this:

MR. FLEISCHER: No, because the regime is gone. The regime is gone. You know, just because something didn't make it to the level where it should have been included in a presidential speech, in hindsight, doesn't mean the information was necessarily inaccurate. It means it should not have risen to his level.

I think it's right there in a nutshell. Wilson felt at the time (and others did as well), that the uranium information "didn't make it to the level" of a presidential speech, based on his trip. Had Bush known that the central piece of intelligence underlying that line of the speech was bogus (or had his speechwriters known), it wouldn't have made it in the speech.

What made Wilson mad was that someone on the white house staff deliberately (or inadvertently) outed his wife to get back at him. Once again, there are shades of gray on the motivations of the person who did it. They might have thought that everybody already knew, or thought that they weren't committing a crime; maybe it was a total slip of the tongue. Regardless, it brought Wilson's wife into the equation fairly deliberately, broke the law doing so, and may have had some effect on past or present intelligence issues.

There's a standard of truth being put forward on both sides that just isn't really achievable, by anybody.

Wilson fired back at the administration with everything at his disposal. The only part of his story that can really be contested is what he said about his wife's involvement. It's clear that this was a tricky area for him, and he was boxed in a bit. He's not allowed to talk about what his wife does, since she's an intelligence operative. He knows that she didn't make the decision to send him. He's being accused to nepotism, but knows that he wasn't paid to go on the trip.

It results in a little fuzziness in his public statements about her. But...if we completely separate her involvement, is he still "a liar"? No. Even if we put the quote from his book in place, it's clear that he wasn't hiding anything, as he publicly responded to, on more than one occasion, the existence of the memo from his wife. How did he respond? He responded by saying he wouldn't discuss that. When you know you're not supposed to talk about something and you're a politician, how do you respond? You say that you are unable to discuss it.

Bottom line is this: Bush was let down by his security people (inside the circle or outside), who knew that the central bit of intelligence underlying the line in the speech was false. So no lie there. Somebody in the White House took revenge, committed a crime, and outed Wilson's wife. Wilson should have found a better way to characterize his wife's involvement, if he was unable to say exactly what it was; he should have made no statement at all rather than a misleading one.

So maybe there's common ground in all of this. I don't know.

The question we all have to ask ourselves is this: What kind of standards do we want to apply to all of these public statements? Do the Bushies _really_ want us to apply their Wilson standard to everything he's ever said? More to the point, _should_ we?

Language is a loose thing. Maybe we all need to keep that in mind. In this case we've been reduced to parsing the various grammatical and contextual forms of sentences -- this is a silly way to have a discussion.

Occam's razor gives us the simple path; the path upon which people make mistakes, sometimes, in what they say.

Posted by Ross Ross on   |   § 22

Winds of Change.NET: The Senate Intelligence Committee Report

Dan Darling writes a few brief conclusions on the Senate Report. I decided to pull apart his comments on Joe Wilson, and this is what I found.

Dan, on the Wilson matter: You call the man a "liar and not a particularly good one at that". Then you've got a few paragraphs from which we're supposed to infer exactly that, I suppose. I don't get there from what you've written and the publicly available documents.

After some pointless characterization of Wilson's public image, you state: "Even more so, I would argue, if only for the fact that he was making claims about a number of issues, for example the forged documents referring to Niger, of which he had no actual knowledge - a very polite way of saying that the man was blowing smoke out his ass."

The Senate report is available at http://intelligence.senate.gov. It is a little awkward to deal with, as it does not contain a text layer (it's image only). I refer to page numbers in the document, not in the PDF file.

According to the Senate report, page 36, the first CIA report on the Iraq-Niger deal was written on Oct. 18, 2001. The first CIA report referred to a report from a foreign government's intelligence service. Per the Senate report, page 37, the second CIA report was issued on February 5, 2002. This second report "provided what was said to be the 'verbatim text' of the accord". In other words, the second report contained the alleged contract between Iraq and Niger.

On page 40 of the Senate report, we learn that Wilson participated in a February 19, 2002 meeting "to discuss the merits of the former ambassador travelling to Niger". On page 41, of the SR:

"The INR analyst's notes also indicate that specific details of the classified report on the Iraq-Niger uranium deal were discussed at the meeting, as well as whether analysts believed it was plausible that Niger would be capable of delivering such a large quantity of uranium to Iraq. The CIA has told committee staff that the former ambassador did not have a 'formal' security clearance but had been given an 'operation clearance' up to the Secret level for the purpose of his potential visit to Niger."

In other words, Wilson was present at a meeting during which specific details of the CIA's reports on the alleged Iraq-Niger deal were discussed, and he had clearance to be there. We know that the second report contained the "verbatim text" of the agreement, which presumably would mean it contained the names of those who signed it. It is entirely possible that the names were discussed or seen at that meeting.

Page 45 of the SR notes:

"Committee staff asked how the former ambassador could have come to the conclusion that the 'dates were wrong and the names were wrong' when he had never seen the CIA reports and had no knowledge of what names and dates were in the reports. The former ambassador said that he may have 'misspoken' to the reporter when he said he concluded the documents were 'forged'. He also said he may have become confused about his own recollection after the International Atomic Energy Agency (IAEA) reported in March 2003 that the names and dates on the documents were not correct and may have thought he had seen the names himself."

Note the remarkably minimal text that is directly attributable to Wilson himself. The 'dates were wrong and the names were wrong' is in fact the entire extent of the quote, in the June 13, 2003 Post story (http://www.washingtonpost.com/ac2/wp-dyn?pagename=article&contentId=A46957-2003Jun11&notFound=true). We are then told only TWO WORDS of Wilson's testimony: 'misspoken' and 'forged'. What did Wilson actually say? This is summary of summary of summary, and isn't evidence of a damn thing.

The Washington Post article says this:

"After returning to the United States, the envoy reported to the CIA that the uranium-purchase story was false, the sources said. Among the envoy's conclusions was that the documents may have been forged because the 'dates were wrong and the names were wrong,' the former U.S. government official said."

Note that Wilson is not QUOTED as saying that the documents were forged; he is quoted as saying 'dates were wrong and the names were wrong'. The March 2003 IAEA report concluding that the documents were forged and that they had the wrong names on them had already been published at that point, and Wilson had likely already seen it. Note that the SR indicates that the word 'forged' is a quote from wilson, in the context of the Post article. It is not; that is the reporter's verbage. So all we have here is that in June 2003, Wilson told a reporter that the 'dates were wrong and the names were wrong', which was both true and public knowledge. That the documents were forged was ALSO public knowledge.

I encourage you to be more specific about "making claims about a number of issues, for example the forged documents referring to Niger, of which he had no actual knowledge". Back it up with a specific claim that Wilson has made, quoted in his OWN words if you please, rather than a multiple levels of indirection.

Next, you state "the name of Wilson's wife was leaked to the press in order to punish him for having "debunked" the administration's claims with respect to Iraq attempting to purchase uranium from Africa. As the report very clearly indicates, this was simply not the case". Where do you see this in the Senate report? By "simply not the case", do you mean that Wilson's wife's name was leaked, or do you mean that his report did NOT in fact "debunk" the Iraq-Niger deal? On the first, there's no text in the SR concluding anything about whether the administration leaked her name; we're therefore talking about whether Wilson's report "debunked" anything. Why, then, do you lead your sentence mentioning the leak of Plame's name? Perhaps you have inadvertently connected the SR and this conclusion.

On the SR, page 43, we learn that Wilson was debriefed after his trip on March 5, 2002. Pages 43 and 44 contain summarizations of the report that resulted from that debriefing. It is quite clear that Wilson came to the conclusion, during his trip and his meetings with Nigerien officials who would have had to have been involved at the time, that the Iraq-Niger deal was bogus. But did this "debunk" the theory? On page 73:

"Conclusion 13. The report on the former ambassador's trip to Niger, disseminated in March 2002, did not change any analysts' assessments of the Iraq-Niger uranium deal. For most analysts, the information in the report lent more credibility to the original Central Intelligence Agency (CIA) reports on the uranium deal, but State Department Bureau of Intelligence and Research (INR) analysts believed that the report supported their assessment that Niger was unlikely to be willing or able to unranium to Iraq."

Some analysts believed him, and some did not. In Wilson's mind, the Iraq-Niger deal was a done deal. In the minds of at least some analysts (INR), his report further affirmed what they thought. I find nothing in the SR contradicting wilson's claim that his report "debunked" the Iraq-Niger deal; please point out where you see it. I don't mean to be combative, here -- with over 500 pages of image-only data you may have seen something that I didn't. My point is that nothing in the SR makes it inconsistent for Wilson to have claimed to have debunked the Iraq-Niger story.

You conclude that "Wilson's trip to Africa did not 'debunk' the administration position that Iraq was attempting to purchase uranium from Niger - in fact it strengthened this position on the basis of Wilson's claim that an Iraqi delegation had traveled to Niger in 1999". The only fact in Wilson's report that bolstered any part of the original claim was that it placed an Iraqi delegation in Niger in June of 1999. Everything else went against it. As noted in Conclusion 13 above, the information "did not change" assessments.

Wilson clearly believed he had shown the Iraq-Niger deal was false. We know now that he was correct. The Senate report shows us that wilson's report may have had less effect on analysts' opinions than he thought. Does that make him "a liar and not a particularly good one"?

You link to Instapundit, who claims that Joe Wilson lied in that linked article. Specfically, Instapundit is referring to the recent Susan Schmidt article that stirred this particular pot. Schmidt's article is available at http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/articles/A39834-2004Jul9.html?referrer=emailarticle. Instapundit tells us to "read the whole thing", but he presumably means for us to read Schmidt's article instead of the Senate report upon which it is based. When we go to the Senate report Schmidt has professed to "summarize" for us, we find something rather different.

I've discussed the one of the differences above -- the difference on the document forgery and names. The Senate report discusses this on page 45. I struggle to see how this difference impugns Wilson in any way; the information is accurate, it was public when he said it, and it was a sentence fragment embedded into a much more general paragraph. The contested implications are generated by the reporter.

On page 44 of the SR, there is a brief discussion of the other differences. The first concerns whether Wilson's report discounted BOTH an actual sale of uranium to Iraq AND that Iraq had approached Niger to buy uranium; the intelligence report generated from wilson's debriefing "did not refute the possibility that Iraq had approached Niger to purchase uranium". That's a pretty microscopic difference; Wilson's report indicated that a meeting with the Iraqi delegation had taken place but that only "commercial interests" had been discussed. The Nigerien representative inferred that uranium could have been what the Iraqis were interested in, but that discussion did not happen. So, in the context of Wilson's report, an approach to buy uranium did not happen. The analyst writing the report may have wanted to include the possibility that the meeting concerned more than Wilson was told, or that there were other meetings.

Continuing on page 44, the committee found that "the former ambassador said that he discussed with his CIA contacts which names and signatures should have appeared on any documentation of such a deal". The Senate committee noted that the intelligence report "made no mention of the alleged Iraq-Niger uranium deal or signatures that should have appeared on any documentation of such a deal". I don't think we can draw too much of a conclusion from this particular statement. Wilson was sent to Niger to examine whether an Iraq-Niger uranium deal had taken place. The resulting debriefing report (not transcript) doesn't contain any mention of the deal he was sent to investigate? Seems to me that a debriefing report about a trip to examine a uranium deal would mention that deal. I think we're seeing fragments here, and far too many conclusions are being drawn.

The third "difference" on page 44 is this:

"Third, the former ambassador noted that his CIA contacts told him there were documents pertaining to the alleged Iraq-Niger uranium transaction and that the source of the information was the --redacted-- intelligence service. The DO reports officer told Committee staff that he did not provide the former ambassador with any information about the source or details of the original reporting as it would have required sharing classified information and, noted that there were no 'documents' circulating in the IC at the time of the former ambassador's trip, only intelligence reports from --redacted-- intelligence regarding an alleged Iraq-Niger uranium deal."

What we have here is a debriefing officer saying that he didn't tell Wilson any details about the originating report. He probably didn't; as the Senate report itself says on page 41 (and discussed above),

"The INR analyst's notes also indicate that specific details of the classified report on the Iraq-Niger uranium deal were discussed at the meeting, as well as whether analysts believed it was plausible that Niger would be capable of delivering such a large quantity of uranium to Iraq. The CIA has told committee staff that the former ambassador did not have a 'formal' security clearance but had been given an 'operation clearance' up to the Secret level for the purpose of his potential visit to Niger."

so we have Wilson, participating in a CIA meeting, where "specific details of the classified report" ... "were discussed". So if Joe Wilson says that CIA contacts told him that information, how exactly is that a lie? It's not. This particular officer was simply indicating that he had not told Wilson. Wilson had already learned that information through the February 19, 2002 meeting.

Instapundit also raises the issue of Joe Wilson's statements about his wife. Apparently it is brand new news that there was a memo from Plame, February 12, recommending Wilson for the trip. The clear implication is that Wilson lied about his wife's involvement in his selection. The public quote, from Wilson's book, is given almost everywhere as:

"Valerie had nothing to do with the matter," Wilson wrote in a memoir published this year. "She definitely had not proposed that I make the trip."

So what did he actually write? Here's where you can see a fuller excerpt from his book: http://www.denverpost.com/Stories/0,1413,36%257E27%257E2163873,00.html.

"Apart from being the conduit of a message from a colleague in her office asking if I would be willing to have a conversation about Niger's uranium industry, Valerie had had nothing to do with the matter. Though she worked on weapons of mass destruction issues, she was not at the meeting I attended where the subject of Niger's uranium was discussed, when the possibility of my actually traveling to the country was broached. She definitely had not proposed that I make the trip."

Wilson's clearly referring to the meeting where the decision got made. Note that according to the Senate report, page 39, Wilson had made at least two other trips to Niger on behalf of the CIA; his name was not unknown to that organization. Still, "definitely had not proposed" doesn't seem to square entirely. Looking a little further, we can see an interview that Wilson gave, October 28, 2003, to Talon news (http://www.gopusa.com/news/2003/october/1028_wilson_interview.shtml). Quoting from that interview:

"Wilson: Those were the premises under which I argued that we ought not to rush into an invasion, conquest, occupation, war. That said, that all took place well after my trip. I was selected to go to Niger because there was maybe one other person in the U.S. government who knew those who had been in office at the time this purported agreement memorandum was signed, and his credibility was somewhat damaged not by anything he did, but by the fact that he had been an ambassador out there and as a consequence, he had to be the daily point of friction with the military junta during the time he was out there. I was senior director for African affairs at the time. I started my career in Niger and had a whole series of relationships and a great credibility with that group of people who had been in power at the time.

I also happen to know a fair amount about the uranium business, having served in 3 of the 4 countries in Africa that produce uranium, including having been ambassador to the Gabonese Republic which is also a uranium exporter.

TN: Did your wife suggest you for the mission?

Wilson: No. The decision to ask me to go out to Niger was taken in a meeting at which there were about a dozen analysts from both the CIA and the State Department. A couple of them came up and said to me when we're going through the introductory phase, "We have met at previous briefings that you have done on other subjects, Africa-related."

Not one of those at that meeting could I have told you what they look like, would I recognize on the street, or remember their name today. And as old as I am, I can still recognize my wife, and I still do remember her name. That was the meeting at which the decision was made to ask me if I would clear my schedule to go.

TN: An internal government memo prepared by U.S. intelligence personnel details a meeting in early 2002 where your wife, a member of the agency for clandestine service working on Iraqi weapons issues, suggested that you could be sent to investigate the reports. Do you dispute that?

Wilson: I don't know anything about a meeting, I can only tell you about the meeting I was at where I was asked if I would prepare to go, and there was nobody at that meeting that I know. Now that fact that my wife knows that I know a lot about the uranium business and that I know a lot about Niger and that she happens to be involved in weapons of mass destruction, it should come as no surprise to anyone that we know of each others activities."

This reporter talks about a meeting where Plame may have suggested Wilson's name; the Senate report speaks of a memo. The bottom line is that this is old news; in this interview Wilson clearly indicates that his wife was not part of the decision-making process. He also clearly acknowledgehat s that his wife knows what he does and about his background, that that they know of each other's activities.

Wilson is publicly acknowledging here that his wife may have contributed to his selection; he also is clearly indicating that she had nothing to do with the decision. Criticism of Wilson on this point is, to my mind, requiring of unfair precision on his part.

The lesson in all of this is that quotes matter. By choosing parts, by displaying words without context or by supplying context and attributing it to the target, you can bend things around quite a bit.

Do I think that Joe Wilson stretched things a little? Probably; it seems to me that he felt his report was more dispositive of the Iraq-Niger deal than it actually was, to the analysts involved. But that is not a lie.

Criticize, by all means. Call a spade a spade. But recognize that your third-degree source on a matter may be inaccurate or be a mischaracterization.

Posted by Ross Ross on   |   § 18

It's the (not so) little things

I'm in the middle of reading Slavenka Drakulic's fascinating memoir of growing up in Communist Yugoslavia, "How We Survived Communism and Even Laughed."

If I ever teach 20th century political history, I will assign this book for its central, potent, and utterly irrefutable observation: any regime that cannot, will not, or does not care to make any feminine hygiene products whatsoever available to its populace is doomed. Call it the tampon theory of historical determinism. While I cannot speak to what goes on in North Korea (which is arguably a more thoroughly totalitarian state than any in the former Soviet Bloc ever were), I think this is a crucial point that hammers home just how much central planning sucks in practice, even at its best.

Posted by Johno Johno on   |   § 6

A perfect solution

Fafnir does some Monday-morning quarterbacking of Kerry's VP pick.

It's a great idea... Fafnir's choice is strong on defense, stands up for the little guy, and a successful businessman to boot. Who is it?

A Kerry-Batman ticket would be sure to win everybody but hardcore social conservatives and superstitious and cowardly lots. Batman brings his tough-on-crime stance a lot of bipartisan credentials and a surprisingly strong Latino support, plus he has some innovative ideas on tort reform. With his years of opposition to the evil Ra's al Ghul Batman has a lot of counterterrorism experience, plus his tenure with the Justice League makes him an ideal internationalist. Now I know the big drawbacks to Batman are always (1) he is a big Republican (2) he is kind of a crazy hawk an (3) he doesnt exist but I really think Kerry coulda made it work if he threw him somethin in the platform like extra funding for security in Arkham Asylum which we totally need anyway, what is up with that place the Joker escapes like once a month.

Well, I've always kind of thought that Dan Quayle didn't exist, and that worked out fine for Bush The Elderest, not to mention that asylum issues seem to actually help VPs-- Spiro Agnew, John C. Calhoun, and Hannibal Hamlin all were asylum escapees, and Cheney currently runs an asylum. Fafnir's problems with Batman aside, I don't think I could in good conscience vote a Kerry/Batman ticket. I've always been something of a Marvel man, myself.

Posted by Johno Johno on   |   § 1

Wonk!

This is too cool to live! An interactive quiz: can you guess the Presidential election year, based on that year's electoral college map?

(Make sure not to hover your cursor over a map while you're thinking... the link title gives it away!)

Thanks to Eugene Volokh, who has ruined my afternoon.

Posted by Johno Johno on   |   § 2

Monday Quizery

Christian Science Monitor has a brief quiz up. Kinda fun. Turns out I'm a "realist", which I believe I copped to when I took polisci 110. So I seem to be internally consistent. So Monday wasn't a total loss- I accomplished something.

Other, more detailed quizery here. My score: Economic left/right: -1.75 (or slightly left of center)
Social libertarian/authoritarian: 1.13 (or a hair above center)

So I'm a touch authoritarian (shocking, I know) and a hair left on my economic ideas, but basically centrist on both axes. Or roughly midway between Gerhard Schroeder and the current Pope.

Posted by GeekLethal GeekLethal on   |   § 13

Fahrenheit 9/11

Just a quick note: Saw it last night and wasn't really all that impressed. There just really wasn't much information there. There are a few nuggets -- like the fact that out of 534 Members of Congress, exactly one has a child who is enlisted. Bush's seven perplexed minutes after being told about the World Trade Center are telling. But beyond that, there just really isn't a whole lot there. It's funny in a few places, and worth seeing for that. But it's just too...simple.

I don't think conservatives should get too upset about the film; it isn't really all that serious. For the same reason, I don't think dems should raise it up to be something that it is not.

I make all the serious arguments right here. Hah! ;) You don't need Michael Moore.

Posted by Ross Ross on   |   § 2

Trent Lott: Man of Mystery

Scenes from the New York Times Magazine interview:

Q: We can't kill everyone who hates America!

A: We can kill a lot of them, particularly when they try to kill us.

Q: You recently created a stir when you defended the interrogation techniques at Abu Ghraib.

A: Most of the people in Mississippi came up to me and said: ''Thank Goodness. America comes first.'' Interrogation is not a Sunday-school class. You don't get information that will save American lives by withholding pancakes.

Q: But unleashing killer dogs on naked Iraqis is not the same as withholding pancakes.

A: I was amazed that people reacted like that. Did the dogs bite them? Did the dogs assault them? How are you going to get people to give information that will lead to the saving of lives?

Q: How do you feel about gay men adopting and raising children?

A: It's so important that children have parents or family that love them. There are a lot of adopted children who have loving parents, and it comes in different ways with different people in different states.

And there you have it. Kill the bad guys, gay marriage ok!, and it's not torture as long as the dogs didn't bite.

[wik] n.b. I originally included a darkly sarcastic analogy in the above to make it clear that I think Trent Lott is out of his damn tree if he's gotten around to splitting hairs on the torture issue by arguing that a) we don't know that the dogs ever attacked anyone, b) ergo, no torture, and c) they deserved whatever they got anyway, and who knows where those bite marks are from. However, the analogy was too unsavory and made me rather uncomfortable. Consequently, I just have to say it. Trent Lott is out of his damn tree if he thinks that using dogs-- the bitey kind or otherwise-- to threaten unconvicted, possibly average-Joe prisoners in the hopes of gaining (*stentorian Prussian voice*) in-formation is the right idea. At least two of my bloggin' buddies disagree with me on this point, but in 100% of cases I've heard of to date, I'm agin' it, and it makes me see red.

[alsø wik] Trent Lott thinks gay marriage is okay by him. Whoosh. I need a minute to process.

Posted by Johno Johno on   |   § 0

"Intelligence"

We should have seen this coming. From a New York Times story titled C.I.A. Classifies Much of a Report on Its Failings:

The Central Intelligence Agency has ruled that large portions of a report by the Senate Intelligence Committee that is highly critical of the agency includes material too sensitive to be released to the public, Congressional and intelligence officials said Tuesday. . . .

By law, the C.I.A. and ultimately the White House have the authority to decide what information is classified, giving them significant power over how much of the Senate report can be made public.

An intelligence official said Tuesday that the C.I.A. had "worked closely" with the committee to declassify as much of the report as possible. But much of the report was too specific for declassification, including information that identified intelligence sources and described operational methods, the official said.

Senator John D. Rockefeller IV of West Virginia, the top Democrat on the committee, said Tuesday that he believed the C.I.A. had "overclassified much of the report to the extent that it will prevent the American public from knowing the truth about how the intelligence community performed leading up to the war."

I understand the need for secrecy &c. but that approach has failed in the recent past. Catastrophically.

Posted by Johno Johno on   |   § 5

Taste

At the peril of igniting a flamewar, I have this to say: lay off the Gipper.

I don't direct this at fools like Kos or Ted Rall who are beyond help or reason. I mean the bands of partisans who are wearing metaphorical sackcloth and ashes and beating their breasts over the death of a 93-year old citizen of the republic who, at the end of the day, was just a citizen. To hear FOX news tell it, Reagan single-handedly tore down the Iron Curtain, shit bullets, and invited Marines to dine nightly at the White House, all the while restoring America to greatness. While there's something to that, after a while it all seems rather indecent.

We have had a weeklong period of mourning with the same 24-hour news coverage afforded Laci Peterson, OJ, and a semen-streaked blue dress, capped off by a federal holiday (ironic, considering the cost and who it's for), and now keepers of the flame want Reagan's name or countenance on the Pentagon, the Mall (now, not 25 years from now), the $10, the $20, the 50-cent piece, and the dime. Isn't it enough that an airport and the largest Federal building in Washington (again, in a Churchillian grumble, i-rony) bear the guy's name?

While Reagan was the father of modern conservatism, and while (yes, yes) modern conservatives are perhaps underrepresented in memorials, I offer two thoughts. First, modern liberal Presidents outnumber conservatives about ten to one, with the other great modern conservative being dim star Richard Nixon. Therefore it's fitting that there are memorials to Wilson, Kennedy and Roosevelt (a three-termer, let's not forget) on our currency or the Mall. Moreover, the 25-year moratorium on memorials for Presidents is in place to ensure that history remembers well the man the monuments stand for. Can you imagine if the Mall were littered with the Garfield Memorial, the Taft Memorial, and the Calvin Coolidge Memorial Wishing Fountain? The bills currently in Congress to replace Hamilton on the $10 and Jackson on the $20 are particularly laughable. Replace the father of American Finance? The father of American popular democracy? Please. Of course, a flag-burning amendment has once again made it out of Senate committee, so I can't take any of this too seriously.

[*Initiate snark sequence*] Where is the mad rush to place memorials to LBJ in every corner of the country? His was the last state funeral (if I'm not mistaken), and he was the closest Democratic cousin to Reagan in terms of legacy and impact. [*Ending snark sequence*]

I just wish Reagan's partisans could have a sense of perspective, of restraint. Reagan wasn't a king, and he definitely wasn't superman, and a week-long national spasm of grief and plaudits followed by a mad rush to erect statues assuring future generations of his greatness seems, well, kind of crass.

[wik] All this being said, I will never forget the sight of Mikhail Gorbachev, the last leader of the United States' enemy for most of the last century, paying his respects to Ronald Reagan in the Congressional Rotunda.

Posted by Johno Johno on   |   § 5