March 2026

The Return of Subcommandante Mumbles

Only this time, it's been merely two months since the last post, well shy of the record of over a decade. You can go read the latest thrilling installment of Episode 2 of Subcommandante Mumbles vs. The Dinosaur Nazis over at veilwar.com. Here's a little taste:

His bike weaved sharply back and forth as he braked madly to avoid the wreckage of #2 mustache. I flailed through the air, arms windmilling. For a fraction of a second I tried to tuck into a ball, but realized it just wasn't going to happen. I gave up and kept flying, thrashing all the while like a retard superman.

First one's always free.

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Son of Yojimbo

Bare Bones Software, makers of renowned text editor that doesn't suck BBEdit, have a side project called Yojimbo. It gets occasional updates, but doesn't seem to have ever been a primary, or even really secondary focus for them. I imagine that it exists solely to scratch a particular itch that one of the developers had - a need for a useful note-taking and information-organizing tool that worked just the way they wanted it to. And since it does whatever it was that that developer needed it to do, it doesn't get much of a push. The itch, it got scratched.

I love Yojimbo. Unlike every other note taking tool I've ever used or even tried, it works with my mind rather than against it. I could use it for project notes and actually find the notes that I had noted. I could organize world-building and background and characters for novels. And I could store random but crucial info like serial numbers and passwords, and then find them again when I needed them. The key to this utility is the tagging system. Yojimbo lets you tag things! That by itself is not very remarkable1in fact, it's entirely unremarkable given tagging's ubiquity. The clever bit isn't the tagging, it's the UI that allows you to use tags rapidly, easily, and purposefully to get to the information you want, and move aside the information you don't. 

Using the list of tags it only takes a couple clicks to narrow the visible pool of notes to a dozen or less, and from there, you can - nearly all the time - just visually grep which note is the note you need2It also has a really efficient normal search.

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original yojimbo

Here's Yojimbo being cute.

Despite Yojimbo's manifest awesomeness, I've only ever successfully evangelized one person: Mrs. Buckethead; who now happily records all her recipes and homesteading notes in it. 

I recommend it highly. Two thumbs up. But I don't use it anymore. 

But Buckethead, you may ask, "If Yojimbo is 20 pounds of awesome in a ten pound sack, why on earth aren't you using it?"  Two main reasons: syncing and storage. While Bare Bones does offer an iPad companion app, perversely, it is read-only. And there is no iPhone app at all. So even though I have all this note-taking and finding power on my laptop, I do not have any means to view, edit, or add new notes from my phone. Now, I may only get a few ideas a year, but odds are, at least some of them are happening when all I have to hand is my phone. So I've come up with clumsy workarounds to take notes on the phone and then manually move them to where I need them.

Which brings up the second issue. I store most of my project notes in git. Software, novels, games, home improvement. It's a secure backup, It automatically keeps track of versions and can merge changes from multiple users. But there's not a single note-taking app that integrates even a little bit with git. Despite the fact that any project beyond the most minimal can benefit from some note-taking and recording of supporting info. I want to be able to have my notes live in a git-versioned directory. Ideally, many of them, one per project.

I'm not seeing any hint that Yojimbo will ever be updated to scratch my itches3Sad, but fair. Their itches are not my itches, nor should they be in a literal or metaphorical sense.. Yet, I miss my Yojimbo notes. 

Enter the LLM. I've been experimenting, rather heavily now, on using "AI" to build tools that I don't have the time to develop on my own. Top on my list4After adding sidenotes to perfidy, of course. is a Yojimbo replacement. And now I have a functional Yojimbo replacement. Not complete, but it is working.

What I wanted in my own, private Yojimbo:

  • Markdown support
  • Desktop, web, and phone versions
  • Sync between desktop, web, and mobile versions
  • Local data storage in a git-amenable and platform-agnostic format
  • Import from Yojimbo
  • Export in readable formats
  • Share notes via standard OS tools

Right now, I have the web version and the Mac desktop version going, and changes automatically sync between them. I can import my old Yojimbo notes. I can share notes. Still need to build the bulk export function, and fiddle with the local storage. But... it's alive and that's a pretty good feeling. Here's a shot of the current version:

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Son of Yojimbo

Went with a more modern three-pane layout. And look! Dark mode support.

In our next exciting episode, technical details and crazy ideas.

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Epstein Killed Cold Fusion

I am no longer in the habit of rendering witty, sharp, and on-target responses to rapidly changing world scene. A generous way of looking at this would characterize my thoughts as measured, wise, and deep. A less gracious estimation would be that ol' Buckethead over there is just old. 

So though there is a manifest and staggeringly deep well of evil that lies, stinking and shimmering in the heat of its own decay in the middle of our civic affairs, involving as it does the high, the mighty, and the innocent, I am not going to comment on any of that. Instead, I am going to notice one thing that while certainly less mind-blastingly vile than pretty much any random page of the vast trove of DOJ-released Epstein documents, is perhaps weirder:

regarding cold fusion. i killed pons years ago

So claimed Epstein to Al Seckel in 2009.

Ok, first of all let's just have a big, hearty wtf. WTF, over?

We've been edging toward the Unified Field Conspiracy Theory of Everything for quite a while now. Epstein, JFK, hidden technology, the Jews, the deep state, ubiquitous surveillance, Mossad assassinations (which means more Jews), aliens and UFOs, everything you can shake a stick at, plus the stick1plus the Mormons!. Things that were so far outside the Overton window as to be beyond the event horizon of reasonable discourse are now regular topics of discussion. This is all, for lack of a more punchy term, really fucking weird to the relatively normal person I once was.

So here we have two seemingly completely separate tentacles of the uber-conspiracy reaching around and fondling each other. Epstein, as the seeming nexus of all evil - and remember, in 2009 the world still seemed pretty normal - was not only connecting British royalty, billionaires, politicians, and scientists with underage girls, he was taking time out from his busy schedule to kill cold fusion research.

Ah, cold fusion. We even talked about that here at the Ministry back in the before times. There's long been stories floating around that there's something there, there - that set ups along the lines of Pons' original experiment generate energy, but not in an easily reproducible way. The Navy had played with it, some Israelis, a dude in France who while he might have gotten some results behaved in the cagy, secretive manner of a crank. No one ever made any real breakthroughs, but then no one ever put a lot of money into figuring it out.

Is it another instance of dark forces2really dark forces, in this case burying technology that would have improved our lives? At this point given the revelations not just in the Epstein files but elsewhere, you almost have to bet on the conspiracy being right given that just about every conspiracy short of the flat earth has been.

It's a fucked up world, kinfolk.

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EDog II: Electric Boogaloo

Well, I'm back, and just in time for World War III, it seems.

Hearing from Buckethead out of the blue was a welcome rekindling of an old friendship. I spent a lot of time blogging here, snarking, and shitposting before that was really a thing. Now everybody's doing that on Xwitter, or Bluesky, or Threads (my hangout of choice), or even CounterSocial (my other hangout of choice). Nevertheless, before there were Tumblrs and Substacks and everything else, there was Blogger, where I cut my eyeteeth on this type of stream-of-consciousness posting, and that led to an invitation to join the Ministry. And now, an invitation to rejoin it. There's just me and Buckethead now, but with luck, we may yet run down the old crew. And maybe even find a few new faces.

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we still steal the old way
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Mr Subliminal vs The World

Behold, Rocket Propelled Games' very first game: Mr. Subliminal vs. The World.

A group of third-rate super villains try to take over a small mid-western town. What could go wrong? Everything.

CAN OUR VILLAINS WIN THE DAY?

Mr. Subliminal and his crew of almost-Super Villains have escaped from the Brunswick Medium-Max SuperPower Detention Facility. Nearby lies the peaceful city of Medina...

Years in prison have sharpened his RAGE. He has made ALLIES. He has crafted a CUNNING PLAN. Nothing will stop his inexorable rise to power. He will seize control of Medina...

WHAT DANGERS WILL THEY FACE?

The Mighty Man-Bee, nemesis of Mr. Subliminal, is on sabbatical at Dewey Beach. Who can possibly stop Mr Subliminal’s EVIL SCHEMES from reaching fruition?

The Mayor?
The Amish?
The High School Soccer Team?

Only you can find out!

Download the pdf version 0.3.2 of Mr. Subliminal vs. The World

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