perfidy

The Ministry has reached a milestone! Through the tireless and, indeed, tiresome efforts of its lackies, the Ministry has, as of this date, reached its one thousandth post. Though it has often been arduous going, our unbending will and willingness to sacrifice others for the common good have seen us through. The Ministry would like to thank its loyal, nay, obsequious band of readers for their careful attention to our humble efforts. The Ministry also hurls obloquy, hate, and derision at all those who have failed to recognize the clear signs of greatness that we have deigned to reveal on these pages.