Buckethead
The end result of generations of careful inbreeding
This is Buckethead's page. This is not the page of the noted guitarist and fried chicken bucket-wearing Buckethead, but rather the page of noted internet diarist and blogger Buckethead.
What to we know about Buckethead?
Buckethead was raised a poor black sharecropper in suburban northern Ohio.
Currently, Buckethead is gainfully if not justly employed as a web developer. Buckethead is perpetually engaged in writing a novel, and has come to the opinion that his fiction writing very nearly doesn't suck. He'd probably be done by now if he didn't keep starting over✶[wik] he actually finished one, but got hung up on the second. ✶[alsø wik] while you wait for him to sort that out, you can read an excellent short story.When he isn't writing a novel, he and #1 Son design table top roleplaying games, one of which can be found here.
Buckethead is married to Mrs. Buckethead, a singer and maker of lists with cute hand-drawn checkboxes she can check off. He is the proud father of seven exceptional, bright, and cute children of various ages and sexes. Buckethead and his dependents live in Festung Buckethead, a fortress of solitude in the mountains of West Virginia. There, they care for and/or occasionally consume two dogs, four cats, five ducks, eight turkeys, and four dozen chickens. He is armed, but nowhere near as heavily as he dreams of.
Look at all of Buckethead's insightful, funny, and profound posts here.