perfidy

My son, having become cognizant of the existence of this blog, has offered to participate. If anyone has any questions - about anything whatsoever - ask and he will make up an answer for you. Just leave a question in the comments and I'll pass it on to him.

Here's a small one to get you started:

Q: Son of Buckethead, who killed President Kennedy?

A: It was the butterflies. Butterflies ate Oswald's brain, enraging him. Enraged, he went to the Book Depository building and shot the president.

Q: Son of Buckethead, why did the butterflies hate Kennedy? And were they responsible for Oswald's death as well?

A: Butterflies hate everybody. Usually, they just flutter around and stuff. But sometimes, they get mean. The ninja butterflies ate Jack Ruby's brain to cover up the eating of Oswald's brain. Butterflies are pretty sneaky.