Washingtonienne Files for Bankruptcy

Mapgirl Mapgirl

I love a good sex scandal, probably way more than the next person.

I had to hear about Jessica Cutler from an Assistant Attorney General outside of the United States. Sex blogging is more his thing than mine (Reading them, not writing them) and he's the kind of naughty boy who'd get sucked into this sort of tale. (No pun intended.) We love public drama overspill like this. We're terrible people, which is what makes us so fun.

Anyhow, apparently she's filed for bankruptcy because she struggling to pay her bills due to a $20 million dollar lawsuit from her former paramour. He's a complete idiot for having sex with her in the first place because she's really kind of ugly. I've seen pugs with cuter faces, but who am I to compare since she's looks like a B or a C-cup in her Playboy shoot and last I checked I'm still wearing a tightly packed A. (And that's only when I'm retaining water like a dyke in the Netherlands.)

She was dumb to use their initials anyway. I give them names like 'The Chemist', 'Valentine', 'Italian Wonder Boy'. It keeps people guessing and makes men paranoid that I'm writing about them. Of course, some I don't make up, like 'Wolf'. (Of course he bites!)

Hat tip to Udandi Andi!

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I'd like to castigate you for being all catty and whatnot, but I have a feeling if you got the two of us in a room together with a nice bottle of Spanish cava, we'd have a fabulous time being all too honest and bitchy about all the personal disasters that have the misfortune to heave into view.

Thank you, Maps, for saying the things I wish I'd thought of.

Johno Johno

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Crap. I was still writing that post when you commented! (I'll never get the hang of the Interwebs!)

Of course we should be catty together! Hand me a copy of a celebrity fashion magazine and I'll have a field day.

Bitchiness is just one of the nice qualities I try to suppress in good company. Excessive leg and cleavage are two others.

Mapgirl Mapgirl

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While not gorgeous, I thought she was okay looking in a stupid skanky sort of way - better than ML at least.

Brings to mind a bit Dave Chappelle did on the cheating habits of busy men (Bill Clinton) - basically sticking his head out of his office and scanning the floor.

Bram Bram

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Bram: ML? Monica Lewinsky? At least Ms. Lewinsky didn't take cash for her favors. I'm all about the raw truth of Washington, DC's seedier side.

Basically Ms. Cutler is a whore. I know there is something disingenous about saying this since Ms. Lewinsky is a tart as well. But cash is cash and Ms. Cutler took the money, thus crossing the line into flat out prostitution. And it was a lot of money if you ask me. $400.00 bucks didn't buy these men any discretion or lack of a disease. Even Tucker Max uses a condom.

What is truly appalling is that Staff Assistants have to take second jobs because they are paid nothing close to the cost of living in DC. My old roommate worked for Barney Frank and waited tables two weekends a month to make rent. She had the shittiest room in the house (no door).

Mapgirl Mapgirl

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