Oh, The Humanity!!
In a development that will have thousands nationwide tearing their garments and gnashing their teeth in despair, the Yakima (WA) Herald Republic reports that fully 4% of the US hop harvest this year went up in smoke when the warehouse they were being stored in burned to the ground.
There's just one thing for it, of course; drink more vodka until the shortage is alleviated. Stiff upper lip, all that.
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