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Top 10 Signs You're Not God

10. You've got combination skin.
9. Tuna melt isn't your favorite sandwich (see Matthew 3:24).
8. You work in totally non-mysterious ways.
7. While hurling lightning bolts down from the sky at some guy, you miss and foul up his automatic sprinkler system.
6. Everything you bless starts smelling like cabbage.
5. God doesn't have a hair weave.
4. No matter how hard you try, you can't get the lid off the Skippy.
3. Every time you try to prove you're invisible, you end up getting arrested.
2. You can't even create a bird feeder in seven days.
1. You wouldn't be living in Waco.

I could still be God.

[wik] Top Ten List from David Letterman, sometime in the early nineties.