perfidy

Buckethead is now a daddy, in the filial rather than the pimp sense. Sir John Christian The As Yet Unborn But Imminently Expected is no longer Sir John Christian The As Yet Unborn But Imminently Expected, but rather is now Sir John Christian The Child Who Has No Idea What He Is In For Now That He's Here.

Congratulations to Buckethead, Mrs. Buckethead, and John Christian Buckethead. He's a lucky boy.

We now return to our regularly scheduled programming.

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