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Celebrity defense attorney Johnnie Cochran has gone up to that big trial court in the sky. Think OJ will pay for the funeral?

Posted by Buckethead Buckethead on   |   § 1

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Whelp, that's the last of the chewbaca defense. Since he can't have JC, who is M. Jackson employing for lawyers? I've seen that he's already employing the entire population of Beverley Hills as his character wittnesses... Too bad we couldn't have united the two for the show trail to end all show trials.

Think OJ will pay for the funeral?

He's already paid not just for the funeral, but for the entire Cochran family to live in luxury for the next two generations.

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