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Apart from that HIV test you've been puttin' off, the Zombie Survival Test is the most important test you will ever take. The truth is, whether or not you have HIV, you can still be eaten by a zombie. Aside from the threat to humanity presented by the giant space robots who wish to enslave us, the coming zombie apocalypse is the most imminent peril facing civilization as we know it. Not Islamism. Not nuclear holocaust. Not arteriosclerosis. Not dread Chtulu and his minions. Zombies.

It is time for all Perfidy minions and multitudinous readers to find out: are you a survivor, or are you a spare*?

Find out here.

I for one will make it out alive. Are you coming with, or do I have to shoot you in the thigh?

Official Survivor
Congratulations! You scored 73%!

Whether through ferocity or quickness, you made it out. You made the right choice most of the time, but you probably screwed up somewhere. Nobody's perfect, at least you're alive.

My test tracked 1 variable How you compared to other people your age and gender:

You scored higher than 88% on survivalpoints

Link: The Zombie Scenario Survivor Test written by ci8db4uok on Ok Cupid

[wik] Minister Buckethead explains "the spare" thusly:

In any sufficiently large group of people, one person will be the spare. To determine who the spare is, imagine that the group is in this situation: You are being chased by brain eating zombies. They are gaining on you. You have a shotgun with one shell. The spare is the person you shoot in the leg so that the zombies stop to eat, allowing you to escape. Once consensus is reached that you are the spare, there is no appeal. If by chance your group is chased by zombies, and you sacrifice your spare, a new spare must be chosen.

[wik] Big time thanks to Michele.