perfidy

So the "walkin' pneumonia" became the "crawlin' pneumonia," and then with the addition of industrial-strength antibiotics became the "crawlin' and stinkin' pneumonia," only to finally transmogrify into the "crawlin' and stinkin' but back at work because one more game of Civilization II while assing around the house waiting to feel better (it's been a week since I've been outside) will soon will drive me mad mad! I tell you pneumonia."

What with all the pneumoniated crawlin' and stinkin' while filin' and researchin' going on, I only have this to offer: my favorite thing about beets is that, after you're done eating them in all their beety deliciousness, they make you pee a beautiful purply-orange, like a micturated sunset 'sconced in porcelain.