perfidy

Just when you thought you'd seen the craziest lunacy the interweb had too offer, the Ministry is here to disabuse you of that notion. Herewith, a collection of truly disturbing gems from the darkest corners of the world spanning internet:

• Doing the Lynndie. Not sure what that is? Well, remember the disturbing image of Lynndie England pointing at the Iraqi POW's unit? Apparently people are taking it upon themselves to imitate her. Like this guy:

  

  Don't try this at home, as you'll likely get your ass whupped.

• Ever feeling a burning desire to crush your own nads? I never have, but the interweb has resources to help you do it correctly and effectively.

• Islam is the religion of peace - this is well known. But until recently Islam had lagged far behind other world religions in kitschy clocks. No longer! Welcome to Mosque Clock, home of the mosque shaped alarm clock! Don't miss your appointment with Allah, set your mosque clock, and it will tell you when to face Mecca.

  See the clock!

  

  Hear the clock! Now, if they were really smart, they'd include a compass.

• If you love someone set the free. If they don't come back, cremate them and turn their ashes into a diamond.
• Here are two completely different ways to increase productivity.
• Transformers breakdancing. And if they come into your room, you can retreat to your NBC protected, bulletproof and internet ready plush coffin.
• Finally, I am inflamed beyond the power of modesty! Touch my vitals quickly, lest I die!