Tuesday clearinghouse: news of the weird and stupid
Canadian MP: We "damned American" "bastards" [sic] are now also a "coalition of idiots. Jeez... if you want the Stanley Cup to stay in Canada, field team that can play already...
Drunken Georgia man hits telephone pole, decapitates friend, drives home with headless body. Sez loyal reader #00017 EDog, "Gee, I thought he was kind of quiet on the drive home
Not even in Montana can you festoon a fence with bras and expect to get away with it. All your property rights are belong to us.
Further proof the Republican Party is painfully unhip, possibly through not fault of their own: "Ladies and gentlemen, please welcome to the Convention, star of screen and smaller screen, Ron... Sil-ver!" Ron Silver? Now that's Star Power!
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Please let the perfidious
Please let the perfidious scrivener add this gem to this week's news.
Seems Allah sent a legion of giant, "chair-sized" spiders specifically to fight the Marine Corps in Iraq. Not clarified is which giant critter the Supreme Deity sent to destroy the Army.
Insert relevant music/pop culture/spider/goofy holyman joke...HERE