perfidy

As part of my cunning plan to become the next Donald Trump, I now have a townhouse to rent. Anyone in the DC metro area who is looking for a place to live, I have for your consideration a three bedroom, two and a half bath townhouse. It has a finished basement; washer and dyer, dishwasher, and new refrigerator; and a fenced-in brick patio. It's in Springfield, Virginia in the Newington Forest area, and is a nice brick faced townhouse located on a cul-de-sac. It's very convenient to the Metro, being right off the Fairfax County Parkway five minutes from Franconia Metro on the Blue Line. All this for $1650 per month. If you're interested, send me an email at [email]rent@perfidy.org[/email].