Bask in a faint penumbra of our reflected glory

Johno Johno

Have you ever wished you could be more like the Ministry of Minor Perfidy?

Have you ever wanted to deploy and discipline minions?

Have you ever wanted to invest in giant underground lairs, improbably large submarines, and silly footwear?

Now you can! Via rocketjones comes the Make Your Own Evil Plan generator. Now, I'm not saying you can learn to run with the big boys, but you sure can have fun playing in the kiddie pool.

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1

I find myself delighted that fully three of our members have used the word "penumbra" in context, without even trying hard. Yeah, we're just _that_ literate, baby...I knew there was something special going on.

Ross Ross

2

Elsewhere on the webpage, there is a guide for evil henchmen. This caught my ear:

"Computer Programmers:

Not available until recently, the computer programmer is a new type of henchman that can help you control the information superhighway... "

Then this:

"They are also available in three sizes: Large, Extra Large, and Dear God That's Fucking Large"

Heh. Of course, that in no way reflects on our dear friend Ross. Though he is a computer programmer, and an evil lackey extraordinaire; he is in no way large. His umbra is barely noticeable, let alone his penumbra.

Buckethead Buckethead

3

Yeah, we're loquacious, we.
Verbose. Unspooling tortuous linguistic constructions with exceptional perspecacity.

Just a little lagnaippe for you lexicographers and fellow travellers.

Johno Johno

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