Allah Is In The Hiz-ouse!
Been reading this blog lately. Lots of excellent material, like this:
Allah forgives you, infidels! Come! Come give Allah a big bear hug!
Many times since he started his glorious blog has Allah been inclined to set Evan Williams and his atrocious, devil-worshipping software on fire. But then he considers the profound joy this would bring to the kufr and he thinks better of it. The cardinal rule of radical Islam in action: Determine what it is that makes the Jew happy--e.g., education, equal treatment for women--then do the opposite. And yes, to anticipate your next question, Allah understands that by this logic Muslims should be wolfing down pork by the plateful. What can Allah tell you except that swine is the exception that proves the rule.
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I believe that should read,
I believe that should read, "Allah is in the hiz-ouse!," as he seems to be an exceptionally hep deity, albiet one with a puckish contrarian streak.
If Allah and God are the same, as is Jehovah, can we consider this a group blog?