GeekLethal
The juju in your mojo

GeekLethal is a crotchety Yankee, born in Connecticut and the only Minister who will cop to living in Massachusetts. He is incapable of crying, as his tear ducts were sealed with dry-stacked native fieldstone many years ago.

Cold rain and gloom is when GeekLethal's powers are at their peak. He prefers the dead of winter to any other time, when the skies are low and gray, the trees are bare, and lesser beings are cold and miserable. When the winds howl straight from the Arctic, find their way under your collar, and blow straight down your back to great discomfiture, GeekLethal says you got an Eskimo Wedgie and is greatly amused.

He is married to the lovely Lady Lethal, who can swear at him in sometimes three languages; and is co-creator of the Li'lest Lethal, who at the age of two swears only in broken English.

For reasons never adequately explained even to himself, GeekLethal continues to work in higher ed administration. GeekLethal has served as the Ministry's roving correspondent on things concerning GeekLethal. Read his hard-hitting reports here.